I love paintings I, think they're really pretty, but holy shit does it take a lot of creativity to do that sort of stuff. I cannot even imagine how draining and stressful that would be, well done Michelangelo, your paintings were alright. I liked the big one which went likeππΌππΌ With the two dudes idk. One was like in the sky and the other was just sat there like on a rock. I wonder how long it too... » Continue Reading
Right, poisonous foods. Why. Hmm? Tell me, why does a food have to taste that bad, you straight up fucking die from it. I mean some mushrooms are poisonous, but I’m convinced all mushrooms are, cause they all taste awful. Idk, I’m probably biased because I hate mushrooms. But anyways, poison. How are animals poison? Explain that one to me Einstein. If you are poisonous, how are you not dead from y... » Continue Reading
Who was the first person to be lactose intolerant? I mean, the first dude who ever milked a cow was pretty fucked up let’s be real. Who in their right mind goes up to an animal, grabs its ‘bazohngas’ and starts, yk… How horny do you have to be to do that, thats so messed up, that cow would’ve felt so bad afterwards, like,” damn, now they gonna turn my cow juice into Greek yogurt” That’s seriously ... » Continue Reading
Okay, we've all surely thought of this one. Whoever created homework, you a real bitch for that. Fuck this person, Im not even gonna say their name. I'm not gonna give this menace to our society ANY recognition. The amount of hate I have for this person is genuinely unmatched. Which ungodly human thought that 6+ hours in school wasn't enough for a child. How can you hate children that much, you de... » Continue Reading
It's like 4am when I'm writing this but idc. Who tf made the first bowl of pasta. Like I’m not being funny here, how fucking long must've it taken in human evolution to make a simple pasta and pesto. And don’t you dare even try and tell me that it was made “on accident like all dishes originally were” do you know how dumb that sounds. How how on earth do you accidentally make pasta one day? Is tha... » Continue Reading
Fuck inflation man, no but I'm being 100% real here, someone needs to put an end to that shit. I get it that in the U.K, teachers and nurses are underpaid, and there is a very real problem of homelessness. But who in their right fucking mind decided that a Tesco meal deal should go from £3.00 TO £5.00. OH MY LORD, AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS INFORMATION WORLD SHATTERING??! I couldn'... » Continue Reading
You know what I just realised, those philosophical people and like those myths like the Greek and roman ones are just so full of shit. I've known this for a while but seriously fuck that one Greek dude who couldn't explain why it rains, so he made up some fake ass story about some gods and started telling people that it was the truth. What a piece of shit. How you gonna lie about one thing, tell i... » Continue Reading
This ones a bit weird, okay who created different languages. And seriously fuvk them for doing that. Like honestly I have friends who can only partially speak English and it made me wonder about other countries. SO, back when we were all cavemen and said "ugg". How does that translate to what I'm writing at this very moment. Who tf turned phrases like "ugg" into complex sentences and English. HOLY... » Continue Reading
I've had this thought floating around for aagges now. Ok so on the news we sometimes hear that an animal has gone extinct/ is extremely endangered. What if we just haven't found another one yet, like polar bears are endangered, but for all we know they could be having a party chilling in the middle of the arctic. AND WE WOULD NEVER KNOW. Cmon surely I'm not stupid for thinking this, like before sa... » Continue Reading
Hello world, so like im not one to rant, but yk this is my blog and imma do whatever i want on here. FIRST OF ALL, this summer I went to a tv girl concert (which i absolutely adored) and i go up to the merch desk and i see all the vinyls, keep in mind here im not really ballin so like i didnt have a lot of money then. The vinyls are averagely priced but my dumbass decides,"wait i have a cd player... » Continue Reading