My best friend is genuinely the most amazing person ever. She's literally perfect. Her ugly ass ex boyfriend cheated on her with this group of girls and we were looking at their profiles and she didn't even wanna say anything bad about their appearances because she's so understanding. Plus I'm the most unfunny person you'll ever meet and she still loves me. I haven't seen her in over a year since ... » Continue Reading
bro what the FUCK every time someone disrespects me or is even the least bit annoying I get horny. But like mostly when I get called names (the usual by some fuck ass dudes that are usually high and are always present where I work, and I have rbf and I'm just not interested because you're probably like 10 years older than me dumbass). I never even get mad I just wanna fuck right there and it start... » Continue Reading