on my birthday a little girl called me a princess and broke down like she thinks im pretty like a man could call me pretty an old woman could call me pretty but a little kid calling me a "PRINCESS" thats when i break!!!! » Continue Reading
why is my forehead so GODDAMN BIG! this shit would put mega mind to SHAME! LIKE MY FRONTAL LOBE IS THE SIZE OF A MOVIE THEATER SCREEN :( also...when i put my hair into a bun my head looks ten times bigger... i need to get bangs ASAP NO ROCKY » Continue Reading
i should be become a babysitter cuz im great with kids like some family came over to my house and like this little kid just skedaddled towards me and hugged my leg and it was so cute and she was so cute like her eyes her big like a little alien a cute little alien of courses but she adorable also she came close to me while i was eating some pizza a i gave her half and she fucked that shit right up... » Continue Reading
what is up with boys calling people slurs like dude your not funny like some kid in my class was making dark humor and was just racial slurs like dude your not funny and get some fucking mental help also i was in like an argument with one guy and he called me ugly like bro you look like larry the cucumber if he did meth so shut the fuck up and suck my big black cock (i dont have a cock) » Continue Reading
i cant watch scary movies im a fucking pussy anytime someone gets killed on screen i look away like the little bitch i am cuz i'm fucking horrified i like to act all tough and cool but deep done i'm the biggest pussy there is i'll scream in a damn movie theater at the must shittest jumpscare (i actually did that and everyone stared at me i was so embarrassed) » Continue Reading
why are all the "popular" boys in my school future gangsters like dude you live in fucking roselle who the hell are your opps? The wawa employees or a fucking textbook! (half the kids in my school cant read and this is starting to get scary like I'm in the damn 9th grade and your telling me some of these damn kids are on a 5th grade reading level shit is fucking tragic) » Continue Reading
every where I fucking go there be an adult or teenager hating on young kids like dude do you not have anything better to do?!!? so what if little jimmy john likes to type in some quirky way like he some homestuck troll that his business not yours!!! and if you dont fuck with it fuck off like all yall do is hate on little kids??? like my fucking sorry these fuckers are more creative then you or hav... » Continue Reading
whenever someone (youtuber) gets canceled its for touching kids like these people are playground menaces like not aloud near a damn school zone type shit like how hard is to date someone of age "i didnt know" MY GUY DATE SOMEONE YOUR AGE STOP DOING SCOTT PILGRIM CUZ YOU AIN'T FINNA FIND YOUR RAMONA sorry for the jump scare pookies...I fucking hate this gay man » Continue Reading
theres DRAMA some kai mofo and something i think its kinda cool cuz im always so bored on this site but drama is like crack to me im not a crackhead i promise but i ever knew it could happened but it happened before but that was with the pedos and fuckin proshippers i didnt know drama LIKE this was here but whatever the hell funky funk shorty was standing on business » Continue Reading
I remember my class was talking like hella loud and my teahcer said "NOT IN MY 67 YEARS OF TEACHING DID I SEE A MORE DISRESPECTFUL CLASS EVER!!!!" and the one thing that was going through my head was "wait she 67" i yelled out "DAMN" when she heard that i got sent to office on sight also fuck that old bitch » Continue Reading