Don't forget to get me peaches and a big can of those Werther's that your damn mother keeps taking from me every time she's here. I know she keeps taking them even though I tell her not to eat so much sugar. You know it's not good for her! Everything in moderation I say. Are you listening to me? Where are you? I can't hear you... it's so cold, turn up the thermostat and get me some of the wool bla... » Continue Reading
The last thing I knew your mother and I were talking about your dear grandfather. You know he was a good man though he just couldn't stop with the sugar. I kept telling him over and over again not to eat that damn sugar! The man just would not listen to me. What? Where are you sweetie? I can't hear you. Where are you? Why is it so cold here? Where is everyone? I just want to go back to bed but I c... » Continue Reading