When you go to the store

Don't forget to get me peaches and a big can of those Werther's that your damn mother keeps taking from me every time she's here. I know she keeps taking them even though I tell her not to eat so much sugar. You know it's not good for her! Everything in moderation I say. Are you listening to me? Where are you? I can't hear you... it's so cold, turn up the thermostat and get me some of the wool blankets from the cupboard. No, not those ones. Those ones give me allergies with all the dander on them. What? Where are you? Why is it so cold here? You know the electric company keeps increasing my bill each month! I had to call them only to be put on hold for a goddamn hour to talk to some Chinaman that doesn't even speak a lick of english. What in the world is this country coming to. Honey... where are you? Are you listening?