things my mom has said recently. a compilation
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- started saying "real" to things - i was talking abt fruit & she said "you're a fucking fruit ryan" - "welcome to costco. i love you" - "squirrels are going to ruin my liveliness" - "as the kids say - oh em gyatt" - "tbh idk lol lmfao smh brb" (all said outloud) - "i need to smell like crocodile bear ass" - "the ghosts. the ghosts, ryan" - "it's like a timetraveller from satan's ass" - "don't p... » Continue Reading