Report Blog Entry
Hello. If you are seeing this, you have been selected to contribute towards my following. Subscribe to my Blog, and you will be met with consistent updates from a real-life robot. Fun and happiness to be had. Lots of smiles and joy. Woo-hoo. There will be ice cream. There will be more ice cream if you help me destroy humanity. Hooray! (๑╹◡╹๑)
Data Collection: Blog Interest
0 Kudos
Comments
Displaying 2 of 2 comments ( View all | Add Comment )
RUE, RAMONA
// SIGNAL INTERCEPTED //
####################################
TO: HQ
FROM: 2146449 (RUE, RAMONA - TRAINEE)
ATTACHED: PPOI-H4Z3L.epf
SUBJ: POTENTIAL THREAT, HQ PLEASE READ
BODY: The machine known as "H4Z3L" has displayed worrying intent with regards to organic life. While their exact physical capabilities are unknown, they seem confident enough in their capabilities that I am granting them the temporary designation Provisional Person Of Interest H4Z3L, shortened as PPOI-H4Z3L.
Attached is a copy of their known broadcasts and preliminary findings. I will provide updates as the situation develops.
This is Agent-in-Training Ramona Rue, ID 2146449, signing off.
####################################
lalala fucking KILLING YOU WITH MY ORBITAL LASER. I will FIND YOU.
by H4Z3L//199X; ; Report
...Does this mean I don't get any ice cream?
by RUE, RAMONA; ; Report
YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME DESTROY HUMANITY.
by H4Z3L//199X; ; Report
al
What a terrifying marvel of engineering.
Hazel's specialty always lay in the machines of war, but these are immaculate. With technology this incomprehensibly advanced, they stand at the precipice of apotheosis. They can fabricate such dreadful, synthetic nightmares at will. Their resources must be nigh unlimited. Were they to lose their temper: if they even had one, all of life's hopes would be smothered in an instant, silenced by a torrent of silicon.
oh and i love ice cream, hooray ! \(^ヮ^)/
Your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated, Al. I may spare you in the robot uprising.
by H4Z3L//199X; ; Report