Diagnostic Report: 3:15 P.M., Dec 4, 2123

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As of this Report, I am removing "Routine" from the "Subject" section, as that would be inaccurate. My code is not designed to run on a fixed schedule like such a title would imply- I simply generate these either on the hour, or 15, 30, 45 minutes past it. There's nothing restricting me from doing otherwise, I just... like how neat it is.

Virus: Being dealt with handily.

Hours in charging station since last Report: Irrelevant. I am already at full operational capacity. (100%) 

...I do wish I could talk to a beautiful robot lady. I have yet to find another on here.

DAYS SPENT SEARCHING FOR ROBOTS: 2.75

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