Puns >:]

Lately I've been pestering my family members with puns.

These are in malay btw but I'll put explanations in English too >:] It won't really make sense or be as funny in English but oh well.

idk many English puns so yah ;-;

Banyak² tali, tali apa yang nggak boleh dipakai mengikat kerabau?

Tali Kasut. 

(or tali pinggang wkwkkwkwk)

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There are many many types of rope, what type can't be used to tie down a cow?

The ropes on your shoes.

(or belt hahahahhhahha)

Literal translation: 

tali kasut = rope (for your) shoe

tali pinggang = rope (for your) waist

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Banyak² makanan, makanan apakah yang suka berkelai?

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KACANG TUMBUK! >:)

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There are many many types of food, but what type of food likes fighting?

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PUNCH NUTS! >:) 

ground peanuts, it's like a biscuit, but the literal translation 'punch nuts' is friccin' hilarious.

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Banyak² jenis ketam, ketam apa yang payah dicari? Kerana jika hendak diambil, dia lari lagi.

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Ketam-pat lain.

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Ya, ada jugak yang lebih payah ditangkap. 

Apa itu?

Ketam-pat jauh. 

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There are many many types of crabs, what type of crab is difficult to find? Because when you try to find it, it runs away. 

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To-a-different-place! (idk it doesn't work in English :')

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Yes, there's also one that's more difficult to capture.

What's that?

To-a-far-place.