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Rourouroutine DiiiiagnostiC Reerepoort: 5:45 Aa.M., Dec 4, 2123323

//BEeGIN REPORT

Approximately 6 htours spent in charging mode as of wwriting. Operational capacapacity 35%. Battery life: 2hrs. Will willshut down to await further maintenance soon.


I I have caught a virUs. Yes, it is true. Even my mostly impeinimpentintirible impenetrable firewall has its holes and gaps. I must have made a minor mistake somewhere, and it slipped through- Truly an unfortunate shame.

My body is mostly gunctionalFunctional but there is Clearly an issue with my vocal processing unit. I will be looking into all issues when I exit my charging port later todaay.

Apologapologies for the multiple inaccuracies and and such on ththis Report. Perhaps Iwill will fix them in future.

Oh no. Uh oh. battery acid coming up

END REEEPORRtt//


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