Sorry I'm a day late on this one, its been a busy week
Two Canadians die and go to hell. After about a week, the devil checks up on them. they're hanging out, laughing, and having a grand ol' time. The devil asks "what is going on here? This is hell! You are supposed to be suffering!"
The Canadians reply "well where we come from, it gets down 20 below in the winter, so we're enjoying the heat. How are you doin'?
The devil, annoyed, goes down to the boiler room and cranks the heat all the way up, hot as hell gets. He comes back in another week, and the Canadians are still just sitting around, sharing some stories of the good ol' days. The devil, dumbfounded, asks again, how they could be enjoying their time in hell.
The Canadians respond, "yeah, its been a bit hotter lately, but its still worlds better than the weather back in Toronto"
The devil, furious by now, goes back down to the boiler room and shuts everything off. In a week, the temperature in hell has dropped to 50 below zero. He goes back to check on the Canadians. When he finds them, they are hollering, jumping up and down with glee. The devil, shocked, asks again "what could you possibly have to celebrate? Its colder here than you ever experienced on earth!"
The Canadians said "Cant you see? Hell froze over! That means the Maple Leafs won the cup!"
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Fawkes
I find it really funny that this is abut Canadians considering that the same setup could work with any people who live in the cold. So making it about Canadians is just kinda stickin it to em, which I appreciate.
I suppose I could've said the bears and the super bowl, given that I'm a packer fan, but I don't know any bears fans. I do, however, know a surprising amount of leafs fans. Also, the man I heard this joke from used the leafs
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Also, Canadians are icky
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Cheers to that.
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