Pete wentz and why my hairs as loud as I am

I should REALLY stop comparing my body to that of a 30 (now 40) year old's. ESPECIALLY one who 

1. works out regularly 

2. probs has blessed genes

3. LIVED A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LIFE THAN ME

4. Is, uh, WAY older than me

Also I've noticed this: 2007 pete is, like, "oh yeah I'd totally do him, I'd wanna date him", right? But NOW pete is like the cool metalhead uncle you'd kill to spend more free time with. Like, like, back then he was cute and hot and now he's fucking awesome (and also still SUUUUUPER hot). he'd probably play really loud music in the car and take his kids n nephews/nieces/whatevers the nb term for that to concerts n shit.

I look at his hair (back then, 2007) and I'm like "oh it's so sexy but I could NEVER pull that off" and thats cuz he's got a slim, chiselled face. I mean for fucks sake look at those...EVERYTHINGS! Hair like thats for skinny guys, I'm not a skinny guy, I'm a bear cub if it was a human.

My hairs really fluffy, like, SCENE-GIRL STYLED puffed up. Not slick n oily emo it's like it's a black/red cloud (I've got natural black hair! hah!). I AINT SCENE, THOUGH! the music makes the man not the clothes or the hair or the makeup or whatever.

ahhhh...pete wentz, both got me into writing poetry and inspired me to drink my own piss once (tasted like trader joe's corn nuts...would do again.)