A Dream. (3)

(2) is a work in progress but I wanna talk about this

a m a z i ng

dream I had.

Well, yeah

There was this giant monstrous black goop that was telling me to do something.

I forgot what, exactly, but I think it was telling me to dp something bad like destroy all of humanity or something 

but that isn't the point 

well

You might not know this but

I have a 

massive

fear 

of store employees

Specifically 

retail workers

I'm never mean to them

I don't hate those who have this profession

I'm just...

VERY scared of them

Fear.

So anyway like

I had this dream

that I was with my friends 

it was cool

mostly because I can't 

hang out with them

because they're busy 

when I'm not.

And yeah.

It sucks, 

but I still love them.

Anyway there was this thing called 

"The Magic Bag"

which was essentially 

just a normal fanny pack

but rebranded.

This person  just 

chases me around the store

trying to get me to buy it

and I have no money so I can't 

and when I left the store some 

some dude

invites me to set a car on fire

and walk away in slo-mo

like in movies

when it explodes

and 

yeah.

that was cool.

The monstrous black blob thing apparently was killed 

by me

because I punched the ceiling and it fell on it

so yeah.

I can't remember much of the dream but I guess that was it.

Also there was a part of the dream where I lived in IKEA.

and had to 

watch a movie about 

these unicorns

and a rainforest fire 

and the unicorns were very

gory

also I was forced to take a geography quiz

none of the answers were related to geography 

but yeah.