Confessions!

Tell me your funniest or weirdest confessions! They can be anything at all and there will be no judgement here! 

Rules_

1.No judging or going after someone due to whatever they confessed.

2.Confessions involving abuse towards minors or abuse at all towards someone will be reported(This will be the only exception to the no judging rule)

3.You don't have to confess something if you don't want to