byf, dni & bmf (x users yknow what to do)

strictly do not add me if:
- under 13/over 25. (current mutuals are exceptions! this does not apply if i add you first.) (most are on thin ice but if i find you cool i'll accept/add you either way! esp. if we have similar interests) don't be weird to me i'm just a guy ^v^;;
- anti-neopronouns/xenogenders (it's already 2024. move the fuck on.)
- dsmp/dteam/mcyt/qsmp fans or whatever those weird ass minecraft youtubers are called i couldn't care less (no excluding, all of you disgusts me.), or those toxic genshin/mha/prsk fans (or any toxic fans out there, fuck off.) (you know who you are)
- fujoshi/fudanshi/rctas. you do you but i simply don't gave a fuck.
- adult freaks/weirdos ugh. i thought i've stated this. i couldn't stand any of you here.
- proshippers/profiction/comshippers or whatever the fuck shit names you used on yourselves you disgusting mfs GO FUCK YOURSELF (this strictly includes incest/sibling x sibling/cousins shippers romantically, regardless they're related by blood or not, fictional or not. you're a fucking freak + weirdo and i don't want to be friends with such a disgusting person. get fucking lost.)
- general dni criteria. anyone else can try their luck and add me, just don't be a freak nor weirdo. i'm just gonna block you/decline your friend request if i don't like you, as i block freely, no hard feelings.

things you should know before you add me (i know damn well nobody is reading this part but whatever!):
- i swear a shit ton. i does it on daily basis. just wanted to adress that one.
- i tend to match the energy with the person i'm currently talking to, unless that person stated otherwise and exclaimed that they're uncomfortable with it. though i mean no harm by it.
- PLEASE do tell me privately if i did something wrong that offends you in anyway, as i can't read people's minds. it would be very much appreciated. for the sake of both of us.
- i can be quite sarcastic at times, especially when we're close. i often joked around my friends as well. that can only mean one thing: i trusted you. a lot. please don't break my trust towards you.
- i'm teribbly awkward and boring like hell (or should i say timid?), even after you know me lmao. though i'm very talkative. i will talk like there's no tomorrow (ahem i kin fischl from genshin, that's why ahem)
- i get bored/distracted easily, so i might switch from this website to discord/twitter x when i did, though i still try to be as active here as possible. (also i multitask a lot, and leave this site's tab open while i'm at it. i'll be back soon, i promise.)
- i might be formal at first, like how i did here, but i swear i'm actually not. i can be friendly if i wanted to.
- tonetags aren't required when chatting with me as i kinda feel babied if i get one's joke but they decided to explain what the joke meant to me. though sometimes i could not tell how to read their tone through texts so i'll ask you for a tonetag while i'm at it. please tell me if you need them as well! (or the otherwise, do let me know if you don't need them, i'll try my best to remember it)
- i get anxious/paranoid quite a lot. please be patient with me ^-^;;
- i use man/dude/bro (as neutral terms) on basically everyone so do lmk if you're uncomfortable with it, and i'll try to not use them when i'm talking to you.
- i might constantly say kms jokes when i'm overwhelmed or annoyed with something, just a warning. the chance i'll say kys jokes are unlikely, however. i'm not that rude. (unless you're an asshole lmao)
- i overshare SO MUCH, to the point i can't help myself no more (hence why i'm here now). i'm acting as if x and this site is my diary now (pretty crazy, ain't it?)
- i have a terribly bad memory, apologies.
- i'm quite delusional, to say the least. and also deranged/insane as well.
- i'm not mentally stable at all, so expect some unhinged posts here. (whether it's blogs/bulletins)
- depending on the fronter, sometimes, we might change from using "i/me/mine/myself" to "we/us/our/ourselves" alternately. though most of our alters referring to themselves in 1st person pov. (there might be 2nd/3rd povs, too!)
- do keep in mind that i might say some vulgar local swears. (mainly kontol & ngentot) ESPECIALLY when i was mad/upset over something. just ignore it whenever i did say them.
- english wasn't my native language so expect some bad grammars here and there.
- i can't read socials cues almost at all (including hints), so i appreciate if you be blunt with me!
- extra info about me can be seen here or here. feel free to check them out if you're interested, though i won't force you to do so, as they're quite boring to read at. but still, it's harmless, so go ahead.

if you're one of these people, please interact/be my fucking friend NOW:
- obey me! fans (some of you are, uhh.... genuinely concerning and i'd rather not interact with you at all but MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE OKAY just don't be a freak. please. i'm begging you. demoncest shippers/people who ship luke with literally ANYONE romantically are going straight to my block list. LEAVE MY SON ALONE YOU DISGUSTING MF)
- enstars fans (idc if you play engstars/jpstars just be decent. please.)
- project sekai fans (again, i know most of you genuinely need professional help but if you think you're cool be my friend. now. toya x tenma siblings fucking dni)
- genshin impact fans (sighs..... i just realized most of the medias i listed here have a problematic fanbase. oh well. to hell we go /hj anyway, casual genshin players please be my friend i lack of genshin friend here RAAAAGGHHHHH kaeluc shippers/any incest ships on the fandom shippers can fuck yourselves i hate y'all to death)
- honkai star rail fans (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU BE MY FRIEND NOOWWW people who think genshin & hsr are the same game can die. they are indeed similar but NOT A COPY OF ITS OLDER GAME. SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE GAF)
- homosexuals/boykissers/menliker/gay ass mfs/insane people (positively) dude i don't know i'd add you if i think you're amazing (again, read my dni before adding me. please.)