The philosopher

You should kill your friends

To say you love them more than the next ones

Is exclusionary and violent

That's why I have none

To say you love someone

Is to say you hate everyone else

And to take that person as your object

You misanthropic psychopath

As I am moral

I keep them all at arms length

I see them all as equal

And I, the humble and virtuous, the lowliest grub of them all.

I am friends only with the singing shapes of the rolling fields of the sacred blindiferous waves of gleaming light.

Bro, I'm so cool