Weird fantasy but...

This isn't anything sexual so don't worry. My fantasies involve my friends forming a bowling league and we all get matching jackets with out names and go out and bowl professionally every Saturday night. That's not what I want to talk about though, I just wanted to reassure any readers who might be put off by the title. I admit the title is suggestive but I gotta click bait my readers, create intrigue, get their minds thinking "what is this guy on about" ya know? Anyway what is this fantasy? 

It's very strange, have you ever seen the show "Dude, that's my Ghost"? Obscure reference to get my point across but roll with it. So, only him and his friends can see this ghost, the ghost is an idiot though but like imagine if I was a ghost helping someone out. Like only this person can see me and I'm like giving advice and helping them out. I don't even have to be a ghost I can be a figment of their imagination like that one guy in that one movie that I won't mention nor spoil, you know, I'd like help some sleep deprived, mentally ill Dude get his life in order but only he can see me. I'd love to be like a helpful Tulpa, which is basically an "adult imaginary friend" that's in quotes because I read it off some other website. Like, wouldn't that be cool, tell me right now that it wouldn't be cool to be someone's imaginary friend and you help them navigate life. 

I know what you're thinking, "dude, just join a mentorship program" and I will but I'm just getting my thoughts out there, yk. Also, no, I am not high if you were wondering, I'm actually scared to get high if these are thoughts I have when sober. Anyway, act like Dragons Den and tell me if this is a cool thought or am I just crazy? 

Thanks for reading and please don't mention the movie I referenced. I know that's a reference to the movie in and of itself but I really don't want to spoil the movie for those who don't know it. If you know the movie, just shhhhh.