Aww hell nah

I've got a crush on my science teacher. It's bad, she's 36 and I'm 17. I'm so head over heels that not even once since meeting her have I thought about girls my age. She has done irreparable damage to my psyche and taste in women. Like bro, I really need to get a gf, this shit is getting out of hand. Like, you have to understand though, she is the most gorgeous and charming woman that I've ever met and bro, I'd do anything for her. She said that her birthday is coming up and she only likes 3 types of chocolate all of them are really expensive but even though it would dent my wallet I'd buy all of them and I will buy all of them even though it's all of my allowance. By the way, I do not condone any pedophilia of any sorts, I'm saying this in a light tone and she would never reciprocate these feelings because she's very professional. Anyway, all I'm saying is that I'm in love with my science teacher and I always do my homework. Not to mention that this little crush motivated me to stop slacking off. I went from a Burnout, gifted kid to a Rory Gilmore all at the prospect of impressing a 36 year old, married woman who doesn't care about me at all.

Thanks for reading this sad little blog post.