I aspire to be like gay fire breathing man

So today me and my fam went for some ice cream and not too far away there was a street show were some guy was doing a fire breathing. Honestly it was such a cool show and the guy was really funny and nice.

To actually be able to breathe fire he had to drink (not consume) some really toxic liquid he would later spit out while holding fire over his mouth but to ensure he didn't accidentally swallow it he had to LITERALLY swallow an ENTIRE long balloon so it would block his stomach. Like we just literally watched this guy deepthroat a fucking balloon 😭 

Also he randomly admitted he was gay and his boyfriend was recording the show and it was kinda cute lolz. He randomly screamed during the show tho, like complete randomness and it was kinda a modd y'know.

Anyways he is my new idol and I aspire to be like him.