Sorry For Sending The Building Back In Time

Hello all,

I apologize for the time anomaly that Gilfilan is currently experiencing. In case you are unaware, the entire building seems to have shifted back into last October. Researchers are advised not to log into the GOOSY system or any other software that records the passage of time until the anomaly is resolved. And please keep all radio equipment turned off for the time being. I will update once the building has returned to normal spacetime. Apologies again for any inconveniences.

If your work is impacted by this, please submit a notice to Management. You may be entitled to paid leave until it is safe to use the necessary systems again.

Feel free to record any interesting effects of the time shift and send them to the Bureau's Temporal department. I'm sure those physicists will be jealous. You have my permission to invite them into Gilfilan as long as you don't disrupt anyone else's work or set them loose in the hallways again.

Thank you.

-- Artemis Byrd (she/her), Nuclear Botany Department, Gilfilan 235