Chapter 3 Kaistu

She looked the type to bea fucking psychopath,  she did have that dark triad vibe to her, and I could not believe she was claiming me as her boyfriend.   What was I supposed to be do but cry in my room.  But instead I ended up deciding I was going to have to deal with this like whatever man I am I am 90 pounds and 5 feet of pure nobody and I felt like I was going to have to deal with this girl on my own I didn’t have a best friend anymore and I certainly didn’t have anyone to be around. I wish Leah was here to help me, but Leah was probably I’m thinking gone now. Why because of that stupid clown. She saw it and when I left, she screamed bloody murder, and I never saw her again. That was the worst thing I ever did to my girlfriend and now I am with this crazy wacko. I was scared for my own safety. I’ll tell you that much! What is that? I making this up no I wish I was but I really did wish I was making this up at all. I ended up walking to the dojo that she trained at that’s where my fears were harvested completely, and I was completely paralyzed with fear. She may as well have the dark triad in her she wondering what the dark triad is Makaveliism a narcissism and sadism some thing I believe that is in existence in her. Or at least just looks like it.  When I saw her fighting with one of her peers in the dojo, I saw that she had all the traits of a dark triad, Makaveliism, narcissism and sadism, especially. She kept hitting the guy who was on the ground, who was already beaten and defeat, and she didn’t have to go strike in his ribs like that she was laughing like a bastard and I was sad to say that that was my girlfriend now.   I wonder how she got the name knives in the first place. I ended up trying to run away, but Kaistu spotted me and said “ hi”

She ran up to me, and I was scared to death, thinking that she was going to attack me in anyway. Or that she may be in the Japanese yakuza something to that affect because of her psychopathic behaviour in the actual dojo. I ended up finding out, she kissed me. That frighted me even more.   Why was your dating her in the first place because she claimed me as her boyfriend and I was certainly not gonna dare to avoid that. As well as I had no other choice I needed someone in my life as a friend or something, but this was beyond the pale that, and she was in our arrival school in the basketball tournament. That’s when I knew this was gonna be a sad story.

She kissed me, and after she did, she took me into the alley. I thought oh my fucking God and then she ended up making out with me, pinning me against the wall and start to make out with me. I can feel her wooden sword next to my waist, and I was afraid for my own safety at first, until I decide to embrace her.

“Buckley, I want you to meet my parents!” She giggled and kissing me. “Especially my father, he’d like to meet you!”

“Let’s worry about that later.” I told her in between kisses.   

“Love you, Buckley,” Kaistu said.

Then I really hated this girl for this:

I heard her yell it was my name, broccoli, and I remembered it was a very familiar voice. It was not Kaistu, but instead it was Leah. She had a devastating look on her face. I was happy to see that she was alive, but the fact that she saw me kissing this freaking psycho path. Where is enough for me to be sick to my stomach, but she already puked on my behalf.  Instead, she ended up walking away as I was trying to explain something to her this exact situation that I was in. I didn’t know what to do about their souls I know is that. Kaistu was holding me close to her as she was kissing my neck. I found this very unusual, she said, on the effect of forget about her. She is not worth your time.   I wanted to cry at that moment, but I have no one else to do that with except for the Samurai freak.

As I cried, she help me, and she said it’s OK and then she kissed me again on the lips. And then she kissed me deeper. I didn’t know what I was like to kiss. Somethings that I hate, but she was there anyways, I didn’t know what to think about this whole situation my original girlfriend leaving me, and then I’m stuck with this Looney Tunes was enough for me. I didn’t wanna say anything in the Kaistu, but I was about ready to do so every time I try to talk she pinned me on the wall and start kissing me. I didn’t know what a dork like me. You would have anything to do with this kind of a nut case I don’t know why, but I’ve been attracting them lately.

I am very certain that Bradley had put a curse on me. Somehow I don’t know why but he did or how, but anyways, that is what the brakes are. I’ve had to deal with a lot of problems, losing my girlfriend twice destroying my biology test and destroying my permanent record worth it, as well as being with this crazy girl who I will say, looked like the villain in kill Bill, volume one which was very traumatic for me.

“ stop at my face is hurting!” I said

“ just one more kiss,” she said. “ you know I don’t have to be that scary or my art hast to be there at scary. I can actually be pretty seductive if you want even though we’re the same age.”

“How!”

“ let me!”  She said.

Oh, God, I wish the goddamn clown would show up now for the first time in my life I wish the bloody clown will show up literally bloody clown when you show up and do something to her. But I did not see him I was feeling unfortunate for the first time I’m not seeing the clown and I was actually scared that I was going to be in a permanent relationship, long-term with her.

Later that night, things are getting even more disturbing for me. I ended up having to go to her house. She couldn’t wait for me to see her father. He was wanting to be with her father lives very close to her father she said. But that was about the size of it there I didn’t know what else to say except she was still a screwball to me. 

Things are going to get worse and worse as I was walking by hand-in-hand with Kaistu that I was going near Leah’s house and I was starting to cry. She said don’t worry she didn’t care about you in the first place.

I found this very disturbing in the first place to deal with this kind of behavior. He was very evil I thought.