I'm getting divorced

The reason I'm getting a divorce.

I woke up and it was my birthday.

My wife didn't acknowledge my birthday, the kids didn't, I went to work and the coworkers didn't.

Then as I'm at work, I get called into the manager's office.

She says "happy birthday!"

I'm like "oh! Thanks!"

She asked me out to lunch, and I said yes.

After lunch, she asked me if I wanted to go back to her place. I of course said yes.

So we get there, she says "I'll be right back, I gotta run to the bedroom"

I said "okay".

She comes back a vee minutes later, along with my wife, my kids, and my coworkers.

They were all there to surprise me with my birthday. And I was sitting there butt ass naked on her couch.

Long story short, my divorce lawyer says it ain't liking too good for me.