cigarettes and shit

rating all the cigs and puffs (vapes) i’ve had because i’m bored:

cigarettes

1) winston blue - absolutely disgusting but it’s good for if you’re smoking for the first time (basically it’s for beginners)

2) winston red - still just as shitty as the blue but this is what you use after getting used to the blues (as in your body has grown used to the feeling of smoking and your not coughing your virgin lungs out every time you take a hit)

3) malboro blue - malboro is always good but this isn’t as strong since it’s blue but it’s stronger than the winstons

4) malboro red - THE BEST. never fails me (until it stopped making me feel anything but we’ll get to that later—)

4) malboro gold - vile. disgusting. putrid. just absolutely horrible. it’s like if you got a bad batch of malboro red but make it 50 times worse and it’s every batch in existence (in short: i hate it)

4) camel blue - honestly really good considering it’s a blue

5) rothmans - same as the camel it’s decent (not too strong but not too weak and it’s tastes good)

6) lucky strike - NO. even worse than the malboro gold and that’s saying a lot-

i think that’s all the cigs

now puffs/vapes (this is mostly just the flavours i’ve had)

elfbar:

1) strawberry ice - decent but too sweet in my opinion 6/10

2) cream tobacco - legit tastes like coffee but like… bad coffee, yk-? 4/10

3) pink lemonade - tastes just like it should 8/10

4) grape - i love grape flavoured shit but this was just disgusting 4/10

5) kiwi passion fruit guava - long ass name but good over all it’s almost fresh tasting so 7/10

6) blue razz lemonade - ONE OF THE BESR I SWEAR anything blue raspberry is good i will not be taking any criticism 10/10

elfbar in general is decent but it runs out too quickly and definitely not worth 7 euro

now lost mary (which is part of elfbar but shhhh):

1) triple mango - tastes like mango ice cream but has a shit after taste of cream so 6/10

2) kiwi passion fruit guava - same as elfbar

3) watermelon ice - tastes like the watermelon gum i get at the store 7/10

4) triple melon - THE FUCKING BEST ONE I SWEAR TO GODS THEY STOPPED SELLING IT AT THE PLACE I BUY THEM AND I WAS SO SAD I STOPPED BUYING VAPES (which is better for my health but i’m still sad) 1000000/10

lost mary lasts longer than the elf bar but still not worth 8 fucking euros

now for the difference between these

cigarettes obviously taste like shit they always do and after a while of smoking them it stopped making me feel anything (i started because it helped calm my anxiety and shit but now it doesn’t do that anymore)

the vapes have a higher percentage of nicotine so they still help with that but they cause you to have a weird liquid in your lungs that doctors need to pump out and honestly i’d rather have black lungs than that shit

drums are basically cigarettes except you buy the loose tobacco of whatever brand (i prefer malboro red) and you buy the filter and paper and roll it yourself which in the end is like 10 euros but that shit lasts me like 2 months which is better than a 8 euro puff that lasts a week, the drums work for me because it’s freshly rolled and you can choose how much tobacco you want and the drum in general lasts longer 

now please note that i’m not trying to promote smoking because it seriously is bad for your health i was just bored as shit and wanted to write this

i myself as trying to quit smoking so don’t ban me or some shit