Steam Deck my beloved

This thing is wacky fellas sell you newborn for one of these and just make another. Can a small child allow you to play Elden Ring on the go? That's right it can't I got you there look at you lookin all goofy rn with your toddler in your arms receiving unconditional love and life long memories. But can you one shot a motherfucker using a yellow piss Lazer shot out of your eyes while at the doctors getting a colonoscopy? Case closed officer. Anyway i can't play for honor on it so it's garbage the end.