the zuckman

do you wanna know what keeps me up at night, what really gets my gears grinding

the fact that there is an entire fanbase dedicated to a mark zuckerberg biopic

how am i supposed to sleep knowing someone has, of their own volition, wrote ‘MARK ZUCKERBERG x whoever the fuck andrew garfield’s character is’ slash and posted it to ao3.

i don’t know. this rant was brought about while looking through spotify playlists and finding one of those ‘aesthetic’ ones dedicated to EDUARDO i googled it just now andrew garfield’s character is named fucking eduardo