Our Lord and Savior, Sir Cap'n Crunch

The man does not miss!!! He don't miss! Mother fucker don't miss! He fuckin hit us with the basics right, right. The golden squares that stab at the roof of your mouth with every bite and peel away at your gums until your teeth are just holding on by the nerve endings but who gives a fuck you have been crunchatized by Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. But thats WHATEVER OKAY??? It was good whatever but then the lil colonizer pulls out the big guns. Peanut butter cereal. Bitch back then your mom said we could only pick one cereal. (Given how unhealthy cereal is it's reasonable) So there comes a time to decide, Reese's Puffs or Cap'n Crunch. once Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch came out no more dilemmas it was 2 in one baby you'd have to OD on crayons to pick Reese's OKAY?? THE OTHER IS 2 IN ONE!!! "Theres no chocolate tho"..... ummmm... Who eats chocolate for breakfast fuck you.

Its Halloween, right now, theres a limited edition halloween Cap'n Crunch it makes your milk green!!!! Its cool okay!! Go try it when I bought it at Target some old woman tried stealing it from my cart (it was the last one). Her search party came up as inconclusive. The lesson here is, cap'n crunch yummy in my tummy. Whatever man!!! Im not your mom but your missing out

I was paid 1 Mexican Pound to write this. I live in the US so.. Tune in next time where I talk about the benefits of playing for honor with me in 2022. Leave a like and follow you silly lil lads, whats wrong with you guys stop being so silly or im calling your parents.