We need to bring back thick, clunky laptops

I'm getting tired of this trend of making everything thinner and thinner, squeezing the power of a super computer into a sheet of foil, at the cost of the entire machine becoming entirely unusable if you put it down funny.

I want to be able to drop the fucker from the top of my house and have it still working like new. I wanna be able to whack a bitch with the damn thing and have it still look brand new.

Can we bring back that chunky laptop aesthetic?