who is, who are, we are Jimmy Kimmel

"The Man Show did not age well."

It's Monday (and i sure have a case of them). means Barry ran on hbo last night too. I was lucky my "stream over cellular connection" didn't pull a Humpty Dumpty and crack up on me. I was riding one of those shuttle buses down a very long island after my free trial of college.

I have to start paying for college now, isn't that nuts? i don't wanna pay double thousands for someone to tell me about the 400 Blows! that's what film bros on Facebook are for.

not that i'm admitting to listening to film bros.

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Picking this up some eight hours later, i'm slightly intoxicated and now procrastinating on two art history papers. keeping me company are the Strokes, a pyrex of wilted blueberries, and some korean anime comic i found about extreme street cycling.

put up a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas poster in my room today. it's rad. it sits above the New Abnormal poster, oliver tree Cowboy tears, and the Fantastic Planet picture i stole out of the Library's dvd.

I've been told by friends that my "tone is hard to read". what do we think? yay? nay? yeehaw? neehaw? watch me whip? watch me nay nay?

my friend (who I have stupidly fallen for) is in danger of not graduating senior year simply because he does not do any homework and barely goes to school. so you can picture him: red-headed paul dano, no glasses, mediocrely skateboarding down the road while listening to bauhaus and redesigning the American currency to properly reflect our history. I'm not the crazy one, am i. anyway, this was a psa to say: try not to fall for friends and do your work. it doesn't matter if you're a rad fucking dude who says things like "to add insult to injury", if you skip school for the MoMA you'll still fail high school.

why the fuck is Meta advertising to me on spotify? I thought these ads were supposed to be targeted to my likes, not products I want to target with a gun. (i'm sorry, i recognize my mistake)

my friend Myc (woooooo I mentioned you fella, you got a name drop) is super into this site so i thought i'd come back and try to be more active. i dunno if this activity is genuine, but i am genuinely procrastinating on my homework whenever i'm on here so at least feel special. i could fail high school because of y'all, and you're not even the MoMA.

there is a motherfucking mosquito bite on my thigh and i'm considering amputation.

well fuck me it's 10pm, i should do the art history i said i'd start at this time.

i'll need another drink.

drowning high school in alcohol,

Jimmy Kimmel's face-palming Agent,

Brent Montgomery

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