the miricle of time, how i get over being embarresed & what to do with lemons

 ive seen that its more common to have loads of stuff in one blog post instead of just saying a single word, so this is a compilation of thoughts that could have been spread out into 84,672 blog posts to get more ad revenue. farts

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if you make a mistake in public, my thinking is that, unless you really goof things up, most people who saw said mistake will have forgotten about it in a week

this advice works for me but its probably not great for polititions

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i thought that my watch is stuck at 8:05 which would have been annoying but it turns out that i forgot that it was actually 8:05. time's weird and strange and half-dimentional but it's everywhere, no matter how hard you try to run. in a way, time is the dimention that unites everywhere in the universe. some alien on pluto could be too busy fighting giant spiders or something to recieve our messages, but even they are feeling the affects of time. it's pretty neat.

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just found out that you can add tables  to a blog entry. are we getting too advanced to where we're adding unneccessary features to blogs? this is madness, time is money and i want a refund. if life gives you lemons, take them and throw them at your enemies. run away to cuba and start a new life as a used car salesman. buy 17 thousand watermelons to make the price of watermelons go up, go back to the country you used to reside in and place them on the front pourch of yur enemies houses. occupy their mind forever and become immortal. fight the gods with the lemons and become the ruler of the world. achieve greatness.