walmart balls

i like balls
and not men but balls
i like the balls at walmart
those balls are nice and bouncy
unlike real men balls these are clean are ever lasting
walmart balls are colorful and all different sizes
you know how money can't by happiness? money can buy balls
dont even get me started
i can have clean balls unlike sweaty men balls men balls are stinky and smell like goat cheese.
can anyone else relate?
be my friend if you prefer walmart balls over goat cheese sweaty man balls.