IS there anything better than pizza?

Although I may seem at first to be too refined to enjoy messy dishes, I will admit that I do occasionally indulge in food that lends itself to sticky, greasy hands. A particular vice of mine is pizza. I firmly believe that there is very little food in the world that fulfills the same type of satisfying bite and filling passion that pizza accomplishes. The flavors of pizza are simple yet elegant, and I always find myself feeling comfortable with my choice of menu. It's extremely difficult to make bad pizza, and in fact it would be something you had to have been attempting in order to succeed. Even bad pizza is good pizza. One of life's little miracles that make me glad I am alive.