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helou helou
~ welcome to your own personal hell ~
"i feel like painting the walls with something a bit more organic."
so here's the sitch'
some of you have taken a good long hard look at my profile and not known what the hell i'm on about, and to be completely honest, i know just as much as you do pal
but to clear some stuff up, i think i'll officially introduce myself once and for all!
let's start off with a good ol' biography, shall we?
my name is kjell, but i have also been known to go by the online aliases "L33T5P34KL053R," "E-L33T," or just simply "L33T." any of these names are fine, i will not crucify you for not knowing how to pronounce my actual name
i am an adult human(seal) who is temporarily residing in finland(i will be returning to the USA in april)
my list of favourites are mostly mentioned in the interests section on my profile.. but i'll re-list a few, and possibly add new ones as well
i enjoy playing some vidya gaems here and there, but can't exactly afford many, so i'm limited to the few that are either free or i've managed to get on sale for dirt cheap
some of the vidya gaems i have and play include:
- roblox
- noita
- terraria
- gmod
- minecraft (bedrock + java)
- ruins of albion
- the sims 3
- phasmophobia
- the forest
- dwarf fortress
- risk of rain 2
- dome keeper
- stardew valley
- melty blood: actress again current code
- darkwood
- trimps
- don't starve
- castlevania series
- viscera cleanup detail
- hypnospace outlaw
- death road to canada
- deep rock galactic
- frostpunk
- snufkin: melody of moomin valley
- my summer car
- a dance of fire and ice
- keplerth
- euro truck simulator 2
- and more! ... probably.. at some point
some of the tabletop / boardgames i play are:
- chess
- DnD
- battleship
- british bingo
i also like things other than games because i'm not a complete nerd (this is a lie).
my other interests include:
- cooking
- (occasionally) baking
- writing poetry and short stories (that's what my little edgy blog posts are!)
- drawing (mostly doodles, nothing too advanced)
- tarot divination
- dancing (flailing, more like it) around my room at 03.15 to 2010s pop music
- crime shows
- gundam (giant shooty space robots go brrr)
- seals (it is an obsession)
i also enjoy some epic tunes as well. music just so happens to be a big part of my life. i love how universal it is, and how it has so many ways of affecting people.
here's a short list of some music genres i like, as well as some artists/bands i associate with them:
- [melodic, power, folk, gothic] metal
- [alternative, punk, indie, hard, psychadelic, melodic] rock
- [poptimism, alternative, rock, pop] indie
- [gothic, punk, alternative, indie] folk
- [happy hardcore, EDM, eurodance, swing] electronic
- [metal, punk] industrial
- [gothic, rock, punk, cabaret] steampunk
- [rock, punk, alternative, swing] ska
- [club scene, alternative, rock] pop
[do note that these genres are very broad and by technicality, a lot of these bands and artists could be in multiple categories. i listed them in order of what genre i feel they are mostly part of. i tried my best to also include any sub-genres that may also be common.
these are also not all of the bands/artists i listen to, there are far too many to list all of them. please check my megaplaylist to see all of the music i listen to.]
other useless trivia:
- i am 5'5" (give or take about 165cm)
- i have an incredibly high spice tolerance
- i am pretty much a psychrophile (an organism that thrives in cold temperatures ranging from -20°C to 20°C)
- i have a minor case of pica
- i have photophobia
- i prefer the outdoors
- my sleep-wake cycle is actually incredibly healthy and normal
- i have my own secret code that i call senr
- UWR PEX YF SEVYAX.
- i love milk
- my sense of humour is, in essence, FecalFunny
- i very rarely use proper punctuation or capitalisation in my typing
- my handwriting is in ALL CAPS
- i was born the 26th of december (i'm a capricorn!)
- i have a 5 year old dog named mardi, he is an english cocker spaniel
- my MBTI type is INTJ (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean)
- i am passively working on a conlang
- kile et abrijan, ne et niusi peltekile
- i am married! (well.. in spirit at least. we've yet to get that legal part done)
any more info will be added later on once i remember what it is
QnA:
how is your name pronounced?
my name is often pronounced as "chell." some pronounce it as "shell," which i also don't mind. i've been called "kay-gel" before, though, which was.. interesting
are you deserving of the title "1337"?
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which edition of DnD do you play?
5e is my favourite so far, but i've tried out other editions and they're alright as well
are you a player or a DM? or both?
i'm mostly a player. i've DMed a total of one time in my life and never again. i don't have the brains to plan out a campaign and then improvise on spot when my group eventually ruins it and breeds with a dragon (true story)
are you on steam?
sure am! you can add me, too, if you'd like! my username is the same as it is on here, but my friend code is 394389609 if you need it
what do you like to cook?
anything! i love experimenting with different types of dishes. i've got quite a liking to rinderroulade recently
what do you like to bake?
mostly sweets. i like to bake things for my friends. current favourite thing to bake is medovik
what poetry are you into?
anything, really. i see poetry as a "window into the author." even if it's a BS comedy poem, it still gives some insight into what kind of person is behind it
do you post your doodles anywhere?
sometimes i post my stuff on Sketchers United, or just in whatever discord server i happen to be in
what got you into tarot?
at first it was an act of rebellion against my parents' religious views, but now i just think it's fun
what kind of roleplay are you into?
DnD, LARPing, text-roleplaying. anywhere i can be whatever i want, i'll take it. i even dress up for renfaires and LARP there :D
specifics on pica? what do you crave?
a variety of things. grass, plastic, hair, nails, skin, the dirt under my nails. basically anything i can get my mouth on i'll eventually chew. i used to get paid in school for eating plastic ketchup packets
0/5 i don't recommend it
are you from norway? how about romania?
nope! nice try though. keep guessing
feel free to ask me more questions in the comments! this page will be updated whenever i have new info to post
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izmo
Woah, you're UK Maniax and Manian listener!
hell yea i am!
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foxlore 🍉
ppfft- nerd who plays DND- im doing my research in DND
WHAT CLASS DO YOU PLAY AS KJELL??
root
Would not have thought kjell is pronounced "chell". Cool
Nao<3
IDK why but I enjoyed reading some of this ( I didn't read all sorry have trouble with concentrated reading) You seem so interesting and so fun I can't even think of that many things about myself much less be creative with it such as you have done here.
well, thank you very much! i'm certain you're very cool yourself
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WiZΔRD
To be fair, I don't live under *a* rock--I roam from one rock to the next. :P I haven't read Dante's Inferno yet, but the Divine Comedy is on my to-read list.
Is your name pronounced "chell"? Thought it looked familiar, then remembered this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxkxSTRHuE)
In the mean time, I humbly ask you: are you *deserving* of the title "1337"? or are you like me, having an inflated sense of capability? :P
The world is full of inconveniences, friend--why not make life easier for others? ;)
(hint: because what's the fun in that? >:D )
as a D&D player, I have two questions at the moment:
1) which edition do you play? (I play 5e but have some friends that are more into 3.5e)
2) are you a player, a DM, or both?
regarding videogaming, are you on Steam? I recognize a few of the titles as being available on Steam, but I know at least a couple are available elsewhere, so...
what do you like to cook? (have a friend in Florida working as a chef in Disney who ever-so-politely informed me that my culinary awareness needs...expanding :P )
what do you like to bake? (I like gingerbread cookies myself, mom always had the best recipe)
what sort of poetry are you into?
do you post your doodles anywhere, like deviantart?
what got you into tarot?
when you say you're into rp, do you mean D&D, or larping, or something else entirely?
Pica, you say? I'm curious, do you crave....pecans? :D what do you crave, typically?
I thought we agreed not to share our secret code? :P jk
haha! I am the same with the lactose intolerance and dairy, particularly ice cream!
I am afraid we may not find each other very funny, new friend. You might say our new friendship is off to a crappy start? :P
yay! an all-caps writer! my dad does the same, and I copied him growing up.
lol - I was making my comment reply as I read - didn't even know you were going to ask for questions at the end. so, here you go!
given your name, cold tolerance, and winter outdoor preference, I am ready to make a guess as to your origin: Norway.
although with photophobia, I would also guess Romania? ;)
just updated the blog with my question responses. hope they're to your standards, oh great wizard
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Thank you for the update! I have...more questions :P
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unfortunately part of your reply doesn't show up. mind resending it?
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oh no! *facepalm* /this/ is why we always double-check our posts :P
so we'll try again:
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well, it failed again...
so we'll try yet again:
This: [insert 1337 item from above]. what does this mean?
I wish I couldn't relate, but sadly, I can. Why do dragons seems to have an unnatural magnetism to some players?
Steam invite sent
What is rinderroulade?
What is medovik?
Renfaires can be fun! :D a lot are kinda disappointing, though... :(
If not from Norway, then...hm...I'll have to think on this some more before making another guess.
by WiZΔRD; ; Report
1 - it's leetspeak for "idk, am i?"
2 - dragons r just hot or summat idk
3 - rinderroulade is a german dish, bacon onion etc wrapped in beef. its heaven on earth
4 - medovik is a russian honey cake, the icing is made of sour cream and condensed milk how i make it
also, steam request accepted ;)
didnt add this to the QnA cos they're not me-specific but hope that answers some more of your questions oh mighty wizard
by L33T5P34KL053R; ; Report
1 - *facepalm* I see it now. thank you :P
2 - lol
3 & 4 - those sound amazing!
steam - sweet!
Q&A - no worries, and thank you!
by WiZΔRD; ; Report
you're welcome! feel free to stop by again if any more questions come up. i'm digging the attention lol
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Gor3_org
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ivana
im so mad tht ur taller than me