I want a partner to be weird with. Nothing amuses me more than letting my imagination run wild and acting like a freak.

I would like to go to the park and maybe dress up like a grizzly bear and ask people for trail mix. Then my friend could play Rod Stewart songs on a plastic trumpet as accompaniment. Then I once get too hot with the bear mask over my head I'll take it off and find an old pair of children's Dukes of Hazzard bedroom slippers and place them on my ears. Then I would go around pretending I can heal people with my pointer finger like ET. Except I'd still be wearing the bear paw gloves. I could even simulate the luminescence with a pen light in the paw glove. By that time we would grow sick of Rod Stewart songs on the trumpet so we'd switch to playing Billy Ocean "Caribbean Queen". After 20 minutes of that I'd switch to running on all fours screaming about how I'm gaining momentum in consolidating my debt as a cyclops brachiosaurus stole all of the equipment in my woodshop.