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I wanna talk a lot about my religion today so here we go. First off, let's go through the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth!
1 - Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2 - Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them (Satan says 'no trauma-dumping!')
3 - When in another's home, show respect or don't go there.
4 - If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly without mercy.
5 - Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6 - Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7 - Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained (aka: just trust yourself, man.)
8 - Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself (if you choose to do something, don't complain about it.)
9 - Do not harm little children.
10 - Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11 - When walking into open territory, bother no-one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
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