I love clarret

Dude, I'm not even a big shipper. But oh my god. The moment Barret and Clouds' little low poly bodies showed up on my screen together, I knew. Clarret is the ship for me. I fucking love them. I love them in all forms. I replayed all of og when I realized you can get Barret on the gold saucer ride (got Aerith on my first playthrough). I have Barret and Cloud interaction voice lines from remake burnt onto a cd. Team Tifa? Team Aerith? Team Sephiroth? All of them pale in comparison to team Barret. I have so much clarret fanfiction in my docs it's not even funny. 

I NEED this ship to get more popular. I'm pretty sure I've read at least 90% of the works under Cloud Strife/Barret Wallace on ao3 at this point. FEED ME MORE CLARRET.

Also, I lied

I am a big shipper. Huge, in fact.