I am such a loser and the internet KNOWS IT!

I have been on the internet with absolute free reign to post whatever I please since I was four years old. Luckily I was quite careful and most of my childhood content is deleted and unable to be recovered, but I'm CERTAIN there's a paper trail. Not to mention I still post on the internet and truly I'm all over the place.

But no.

Curiosity kills the cat, or so they say, and this kitty decided it was time to search himself on google dot com. Username, Old username, Legal name. NOTHING! Nothing came up except for a bunch of stuff I liked on Tumblr and like 10 TikTok links titled "woman with no legs and no arms" that for the life of me I cant figure out how I'm related to. I've been doing this since the dawn of time and I have reaped no rewards! My internet legacy is of absolutely no note whatsoever!

I am ashamed and filled with Misery. My intention is to change this as soon as possible. Expect to hear of my antics soon.