*britens coming in, i could smell them from miles away*
me: "hey tf are you doing!!?" (in my langauge)
them: "im conquering this land i just discovered, you are uncivilized."
me: (im so genuis) *i spray them with water and oud cuz they thinks its posion* "take that!!"
them: *scared and runs away.*
me: *smirk* "thats what i thought!"
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River :>
bros literally our Lord and savior
thank you
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Leoneee
Please add a TW for w*ter I'm British and I'm literally shaking rn
im sooo sorry that must’ve scared you. i’ll make sure to do that
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Lay.666
You are an absolute genius
why did nobody think of that earlier to stop Britain from colonizing their country
i know right?
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Adeptusdreamm
lol they deserve that haha
frrr
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