Rating your SpaceHey profiles again (Send me your links!!)

You read that correct. I'll be rating SpaceHey profiles again. I won't be so nice this time around (or am I lying?)


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This week, I'll be rating some profiles of my SpaceHey friends based on the following score card: aesthetic, originality, visuals, music, organization, background, profile picture, and overall score. The one with the highest tally gets bragging rights. The profiles were chosen at random, bear that in mind. Also, no hate, no shade; all your profiles are cool in their own way. To each their own. Disclaimer achieved.Β 

Thank you to the brave patriots who offered up their profiles. Alright, let's go!


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  • aesthetic: 3/10 (trying to do a lot, but not all the vibes land and some of it clashes. Like, rockstar then duck. Fish then spinning cash. Falling stars then a forest. Where is the correlation? A theme must be picked and stuck to.)
  • originality: 7/10 (I haven't seen a profile like this yet, so well done in that department)
  • music: 1/10 (ear noise. Nice instrumental, but there are no lyrics. Pass.)
  • organization: 3/10 (more images than words. Tell me about yourself rather than inserting a random photo or blinkie. Things were easy-ish to find, but there was no context once you find it. What are your favorite movies? Idk because you didn't *tell* me.)
  • background: 4.5/10 (basic but fine)
  • profile picture: 7.5/10 (too pretty for the rest of the profile imo)
  • overall score: 4.3

@Plague_infested_rat

  • aesthetic: 7/10 (it's rad. The purple platform is a throw-off, though.)
  • originality: 7.6/10 (haven't seen a profile like this yet, and doubt I ever will)
  • music: 8/10 (Tim Burton rock 'n roll)
  • organization: 6.4/10 (everything was where it usually is, BUT! The images distract from the text. Tell us about yourself more rather than relying on images to do so.)
  • background: 8/10 (a peak inside your head, which I can appreciate)
  • profile picture: 8/10 (hands down the best part - outside of the kurt cobain and nirvana gifs)
  • overall score: 7.5

@nouraxnegation

  • aesthetic: 7/10 (I like the coloring and font. It's a little try-hard with the scene aesthetic, but points for effort. Like, I can mostly see this on old MySpace, but then something pops out to modernize it, and I'm like... Eh.)
  • originality: 8/10 (I've yet to see another profile like this, so well done!)
  • music: -/10 (no background music and the song in the interests bar was unclickable)
  • organization:Β 9/10 (the best part. You can tell where everything is, and it has a good equilibrium of images and texts.)
  • background: 3/10 (cool color scheme and skull theme. I can see the line where it repeats, though, and that makes it look a tad tacky.)
  • profile picture: 5/10 (tells a story with the picture frame, but the story is already told with the profile, so it feels like an unneeded sequel spinoff.)
  • overall score: 6.4

@dahliathefantastic

  • aesthetic: 6/10 (personally, it's giving low-effort edgy. i see the vision, but the execution falls flat. i think you could do much more with the profile, or at the very least re-organize it.)
  • originality: 7/10 (i have't seen another profile like this yet, but i have a feeling i'm going to. the vibes are cool, but they aren't unique. i'm starting to see a pattern for spacehey profiles, and honestly i aspect more from everyone. more originality. more personality. more, more, more.)
  • music: 8/10 (had me bopping my head)
  • organization: 3.8/10 (the details are sparse with random stuff mixed in. for example, the about me is about you, then there's a random band photo beneath. no context.Β the interests tab could be redone. the font should be black, thus easier to read. speaking of reading, book titles should be added, otherwise say N/A or "I don't read, but probably should." the images for the television and movies tab should be relevant to the sections.Β 
  • background: 7.8/10 (eerie, foggy, and sets the tone)
  • profile picture: 4/10 (it's pretty, but it doesn't fit the vibe of the profile)
  • overall score: 6.1

@IVY

  • aesthetic: 8.4/10 (lovely and well-executed.Β the patterns contrast but blend well due to the color and theme. i especially like the eyes on top - we appreciate a small detail. it does feel like it's missing something. i recommend adding some music to put that bow on the gift.)
  • originality: 7.8/10 (i haven't seen another profile like this, and i hope i don't because i love how unique it is.)
  • music: -/10 (no music)
  • organization: 7.8/10 (the interests tab is filled and concise - which should be the standard, but sadly is not. however, the mood, about me, and who'd like to meet sections are incomplete)
  • background: 7.9/10 (pattern is lovely and fits the profile, as i've stated above. i see no image lines, so well done!)
  • profile picture: 9/10 (pretty and fits the vibes perfectly. my only critique is i wish it had some pink, but there zebra print levels out the white and black, so not a huge complaint.)
  • overall score: 8.18

Thank to my SpaceHey friends for participating in this! If you want me to rate your profile, let me know below. I'M DOING A Q&A SOON, SO DROP ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS. Reminder that I'll be blogging weekly, so look out for that, check out my previous blogs, and show me some love in the meantime. As always, my dudes, stay woke and whimsical. ✌🏼🍭🎧🐞


published 1/30/26


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