fuck my fat chungus life brother

oh my godddd my brother borrowed my car and crashed it somehow coming home from a party yesterday and now i cant drive and the school bus fucking sucks because my bitchass neighbor decided to call me fat and tell people my secrets about my stupid family so now everyone knows that im scared of shit and that my family has a long line of addicts and cancer and i have to go on the bus tomorrow because i wasnt there today and my job is going to hire someone else whch means that once they decide they have too many people working one of us is getting fired(probably in a month or two) which also happens to mean that i need to look for another job and with the charges im going to get from my car crashing and my one petty theft charge, people are not going to want to hire me i barely got this job on the upside though my crush asked me out and now i have a date with a hot woman