NVIDIA CES 2022 Special Address, the TL;DW as addresed by /g/

You can watch the premiere here.
>can't get GPUs? pay for our cloud gaming
>Man in front of the camera pronounces "Ti" like "tie"
RTX 3050 (that will 100% go way too high in price, but) starts at $249. It also has 8GB of memory.
Laptops with nvidia hardware and nvidia SOFTWARE which they say is good, because of course they do.
3090 "TIE". That's kinda all we get.
>T'noight on n'vidia: Cars. No one cares, and they failed to make us care.
Jensen "Leather Jacket ESL Daddy" is nowhere to be seen. Mentioned by the Baby Yoda -esque AI in the car. That's it. General sentiment on /g/ is "Holy shit, and I thought AMD's conference was bad."
You can read about that one here. And here is one on intel.