my favorite blog signoffs

literally the title

• i think im falling for the events, not the person again
• im such a stupid ass dog. throw me a bone will you?
• can someone just objectify me for once
• cheers to a TORPEdo here!!!
• fuck my fucking chungus life
• is it wrong to be insanely jealous of what your crush has?

shut up guys we got shakespeare in the blog

im literally writing a blog to procrastinate cleaning the gifts i got from my christmas party yesterday