I'm a Walking Thesaurus

Pain and suffering! 

Pain and suffering!

Agony!

Agony! 

Agony!

I'd be remiss to not admit 

That I would miss 

My pain!

Oh hurt-- I cry

But who am I

Without my sweet love 

Pain!

I make misery my dinner guest

And let it stay for wine!

Torture is the main course--

Despair was right on time!

And after supper and in the lounge

We smoke our throes for dessert

Languishing in anguish.

Delicious distress making my head swim--

Wretched, hurtful synonyms-- 

I'm drowning in them!

Agony!

Agony!

Pain and suffering!

Pain and suffering! 

Pain and suffering!