Lickin' concrete ain't even that bad

No, really, title says it all. 

All of the anti-'crete lickers out there are so damn sensitive. If you're smart about it (aka not an idiot) and don't split your tongue open on a pebble, then there's nothing to complain about.

You've got a variety of flavors, anytime, anywhere, for free. 
God knows ain't a damn thing in this country free anymore. 

Y'all just want a reason to bitch about somethin'.