Revenge, you fuckin' homos.

I know you're going to end up reading this. This is in retaliation for the absolute blasphemy that you two have been posting on this god forsaken website. Yes, I'm referring to both you. I am very aware of the sins you're committing. We, are aware of you're shenanigans. Now, I shall start going on and on about my boyfriend. 

Yes. This is happening. I'm making this shit happen. Get ready to cringe and feel what we just felt when I went through all of your guy's posts. You disgust me. 

I'm on the phone with my boyfriend right now. He's telling me about how he was scared of me before he slid into my DMs. He says that I 'intrigued' him. I find that extremely endearing and adorable. He makes me feel like that often. Everything he does makes me smile and get warm. I love him. He is so incredible. I need him inside of my skin. I need him in my bed and under my blankets. I want to share my plushies and clothing with him. I want to smell him on me like he owns me. He does own me. I like that thought. That fact.

I feel like I could tell him anything and everything without him judging me. I know that I could. We talk as often as possible. I love talking to him. His voice is addictive. The way that he speaks makes me feel comfortable. He talks to me like we've known each other for years, and we haven't known each other for anywhere near that long. Every time he says my name or refers to me in general, I get overly excited and can't properly contain myself. 

It's 3am. Well, technically past then by now, but I don't give a fuck. If you're aware, I know you are, that's Pavlovian Response time. Guess what fuck head, Dave is the reason that that occurs. He's the one that started that whole thing with me. I hope you guys enjoy that. You're welcome. Enjoy the 3am Pavlovian boner, you disgusting freak. 

You two make me sick. It's entirely appropriate for Dave and I to be together, but you two knew about 'the fear'. Some part of me thinks that this is out of spite, but after reading those horrific posts, I am certain that it is not. I don't know which one is worse to be honest. This was suppose to be me ranting and raving about my boyfriend, but I have found myself beamed with the ray of horror and despair. Nothing like you're thinking though. I wouldn't say that this is entirely out of malice or complete and genuine disgust, but you should be aware that we have beef. 

I shall finish my post off by stating that this is more or less a warning. Not to anything that I'm going to divulge to you guys, but just know that the warning is there. You should be afraid. 

-Diederik Halson Strider