CATS R BETTER THAN DOGS.

cats r bedda dan dawgz.

1. cats are smaller, and due to their size are less maintenance. on that note...

2. less maintenance in general. they require less work

3. you dont have to take them outside 2 go 2 da bathroom.. with dogs you have 2 take them out MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY

4. dogs can tear houses up

5. dog scratches hurt FAR more than a cat scratch idc. yeah cat claws may be sharper but dog claws are ROUGH.. and they hurt >:[

6. dogs stink. dogs r so smelly. they go outside and they ROLL in CRAP. and they get SMELLY AND GROSS. and i dont wanna hear any "oh well. MY dog doesnt stink." yes it does. im telling you that it does. trust me

7. wet dog smells even worse

8. cats are fluffier than dogz breh

9. cats r cheaper 2 own and take care of

10. cats are QUIETER than dogs. WAY quieter

11. cats are far more hygienic. u have to give dogs their own bath. cats clean themselves

12. cats live longer than dogs boi

13. you need a dog sitter if you're leaving for even one day. if you dont take them outside they'll PEE AND DOO DOO all over your house. cats use the friggin litter box boi

14. DOGS ARE SO SLOBBERY. 

15. in some scenarios, a cat could beat a dog in a fight. now, this very much depends... but from my personal experience cats have very good fight or flight sense. 

so yes.. dogs arent BAD but they certainly are no cat. man's best friend?? ya sure. the better option? eehh NO 

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