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Intro blog!

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Hi :3 I’ve been thinking about making an intro for a while now, so here it is!

TTS COMING SOON!!! (WHEN I FINISH THE BLOG)


About me:

My name's Troy, I'm 17, and I’m transmasc & aroace. I don’t really care for labels, so I use those terms loosely.

I use It / Its and He / him pronouns. If you know my pronouns, don't use they / them!

I’m a Juggalo from Poland (born and living here). I don’t consider myself "alt," but I don't see myself as basic either.

I’m a centrist, but keep in mind that I live in Poland, so our politics are different than yours. That said, I hate talking about politics, so please don’t try to drag me into debates. I have my opinions, you have yours. Don't like mine? Block me.

Also, I’m short. Like, 165cm / 5’5" short. Please do NOT try to lick the top of my head. That’s weird and not appreciated.

Random:

I like to eat raw ramen noodles. Been going at it for years. Try it if you haven't already.

My favorite flavor of chips is sour cream.

I want to collect masks but I'm stuck at one Ghostface.

I want to have a mannequin in my room, just chilling in my old clothes.

My favorite fruit is a banana because I can eat it in many ways and it would still taste good, but overall I like the taste of strawberry more.

I have two long cat plushies. One reaches my hips, the other my knees.

I don't have a curtain so I use blankets as replacements.

I like to collect Halloween cups, mostly plastic ones!

I have a Garfield bowl specifically for mac and cheese.

I don't use wardrobes, I can't do anything about it. They just annoy me.

Eating dry cereals is the best.


How I use this site:
  • I don’t text first.
  • I comment on bulletins sometimes (if I actually have something to say).
  • I post bulletins and blogs.
  • I’m always down to chat, but please start the conversation with something. Throw me a bone. Not just “Hi” or “Cool profile.”

My interests:

  • Cryptozoology
  • Photography
  • Movies
  • Games
  • Drawing (badly)
  • Writing (even worse)
  • Paranormal
  • Skeletons
  • Decomposition
  • Garfield
  • Power strips
  • Extension cords
  • Spider-Man
  • Deadpool
  • Ghostface
  • Leatherface
  • Trinkets
  • Lego
  • FNAF
  • Music
  • DIY
  • CDs
  • Collecting

Who I'd like to meet:

  • Juggalos
  • Ages 15 - 20
  • Queer people
  • Weirdos in the right way
  • People who can match my energy
  • Anyone down to talk about mundane things
  • If smokes🍃doesn't make it their entire personality
  • Respects my identity and pronouns
  • Speaks English / Polish
  • Active people (posts bulletins and / or blogs. Doesn't disappear for months).
  • See INT (Interact) section for more!

BYI (Before You Interact):

To be completely honest I don't have much "byi" type thing but I think it's work mentioning that I'm a paraphile. What kind is literally none of your business - I don't really talk about it, if I do then it's rarely.

If you're worried though; lemme tell you that to act on it I'd have to bend laws of time, physics and space. So yeah, we chilling.


What to expect:

  • I try to make conversations, not small talks or two text exchanges.
  • I'm pretty energetic and friendly (for real, I won't bite) and my texting reflects that.
  • Sometimes I use capslock for way too long.
  • SpaceHey is my main social media, I won't follow you anywhere else (I do use discord tho).
  • If I post a blog with some heavy topics I'll put a warning but I'm still human so i might forget or don't think to mention it.
  • I read bulletins - just won't comment in 90% of cases.
  • I can overshare, but it's cuz I didn't think of it as such. If any of my posts/messages come across as a vent without any mention of it being one, i apologize, it's not my intention.
  • I use tone tags at times, and at times I don't.

Preferred way of contact:

  • IMs (friendly chat)
  • Comments under my or yours bulletins / blogs (discussing the content only!)
  • Comments under someone else's blogs / bulletins <--- Just don't. No.

DNI (Do Not Interact):

  • Basic criteria: homophobes, transphobes, racists, nazis, and so on...
  • Pro-life / anti-choice
  • People who believe “fiction = reality”
  • Anyone who takes part in queer infighting (seriously, there are bigger issues than someone using a "wrong" label)
  • Fetishizers of queer men/women, same-sex couples, ethnic groups, etc.
  • People who vent to strangers (I only allow venting if we’re close).
  • Transmeds
  • People who try to “debate” my existence
  • Folks who romanticize or glamorize abuse, self-harm, or EDs
  • Anyone who uses slurs they can’t reclaim
  • Pro-contact paraphiles (harmful/unethical ones)
  • “All lives matter” / Anti-BLM
  • TERFs (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists)
  • SWERFs (Sex Worker-Exclusionary Radical Feminists)
  • Ace-Exclusionist
  • Anti-neopronouns
  • RP accounts (What I mean is interacting with me IN character and as of you're from their world. Pls, be yourself when you talk to me.)
  • Older than 25
  • Radqueers
  • Subculture mockers
  • Redpill podcast listeners.
  • “I don’t support but I respect the X community, I’m not X-phobic 🥺” types. Yes, you are, shut up.

On thin ice:

  • Under 15 (you can interact, but don’t friend request or IM me)
  • Private profiles (same as above. I can’t see anything about you)
  • Cis men / women (Sorry, but a lot of you have been predatory)
  • People who constantly post or joke about harmful topics
  • "Discourse" accounts only posting drama and call outs
  • Detransitioners
  • Contact-complex paraphiles
  • Typing quirk / Fonts (at times it's very hard to read, so as long as you don't overdo it - strings of letters with numbers aren't welcome, but all caps / lowercase, etc, is fine)
  • 22-24 year olds (Just don't be weird I guess???)
  • People who constantly need reassurance
  • People who vaguepost constantly but never clarify
  • People who invite you to group chats without asking first
  • People who constantly change usernames / icons to the point you can’t recognize them
  • No personality people (watching TikTok isn’t a hobby)
  • Dry texters
  • “Minor” isn't an age, please put the number down before sending a friend request (in rare cases I'll accept if I can tell you're above 15 by for example interests)
  • Anyone with a link to a gore site on their profile

INT (Interact):

  • BUTCHERS HAREM Fans
  • ICP Fans
  • London After Midnight Fans
  • She Wants Revenge Fans
  • Puppet Combo Fans
  • Deadpool Fans
  • Kubz Scouts Fans
  • Eleven Fans
  • Caton Fans
  • Stay Out Of The House Fans
  • Trans men / transmascs
  • Understands that being online ≠ available to talk
  • Anti-contact paraphile
  • Can agree to disagree
  • Post bulletins/blogs
  • Don’t need someone to talk 24/7 to enjoy being mutuals (just be active!)

I know DNI is useless - I put it there to let people know what kind of person I am / my opinions 


My original characters:

CW: violence, murder, corpse imagery, abuse, cults, dark themes, loss of humanity, human trafficking, experiments, body horror / mutation, forced military service, sedation

(see on desktop for a better experience - it has text scroll)

A man with blonde hair in a black full face mask, red hoodie and jeans.

Name: Troy*
Age: 35

Story: Lived in an abusive household, once he snapped and murdered his parents he had nowhere to live. He was a teen, scared and in vulnerable position, looking for community and understanding - exactly what cults are preying on. He joined the cult and now lives as a member of it.

You can read more about him here and here!


A man in a suit with a horned black mask carrying a green bag

Name: ???
Pseudonym: Taurus
Age: 40

He's a seller on the dark web. Specializes in photos of corpses. He picks people himself. Sells their teeth and clumps of hair, sometimes pieces of clothing. Posts blogs with tutorials, photos or shouting out his favorite artists. All of it behind high paywalls or ridiculous subscription prices.

No family, a few friends who don't know about his "hobby" - they only know him from his day job as a cashier.

Unfortunately there's not any other content about him yet, just this little thing :)

A bipedal creature with animalistic looks and without skin.

Name: Liam / S-19
Age: ???
Species: Mutant

Liam was a human trafficking victim, eventually getting sold to an underground lab. While he stayed there he was experimented on, going under trials and tests - eventually injected with DNA of a creature from another dimension (Earth's core). The DNA took quickly, his body rotting alive, bones reshaping, always in pain. He wasn't human anymore, just a beast. It was bipedal, but that's all that was left.

As it transformed, researchers tried to kill it. Nothing worked, he was too far gone - only the part that hadn't mutated by then was affected. Its skin over its stomach dissolved after acid was poured over it.

Eventually it escaped from the part of the lab they locked down. As soon as emergency lights turned on the facility's hatch was sealed, trapping everyone and everything inside.

Read here (might not be accurate by now) and here!

A reptile looking creature in a black latext suit with white lines.

Name: Toby / S-19-b
Age: ???
Species: Mutant

He's the next experimental subject after Liam. He came from human trafficking also. While the overall process of tests and mutation was the same in theory he was given sedatives and numbing substances to reduce the pain as much as possible. While going through his mutation he was in drug-induced coma for prolonged a period of time, hoping the brain would fight of the chemical changes in it.


When Toby was woken up he was monitored and documented. Once it was decided he was stable enough, he was forced into the military.

(yeah, super soldier bullshit....)

Read here (might not be accurate by now) and here!

A man in a suit with a horned black mask carrying a green bag

IDK LMK WHO TO PUT HERE FROM THIS: CLICK

*I stole the name from Troy - I thought it was cool so I took it. Gotta replace my deadname somehow 🙄


If you think we could be friends - hit me up! IMs are open, don't just volunteer in the comments and actually remember to throw me a bone. I really hate when all I have from y'all is: "cool profile" ...


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What should I add or expand on???


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We all love extension cords.


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We fr do!!! I love 'em so much!! I can't stop myself from looking at them in stores, extension cords and power strips are just so good!!! I'd love to have more in my room but rn I'm just stuck at 3 power strips Gotta save up for extension cords (in a wheel cuz I prefer the wheel ones) and buy some just to have them sitting around!!!! :3

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a bit of the text is blocked out bc of deadpool but other than that the layout looks great !! you seem super cool >:D


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Thank you!! :3 and sorry about the Deadpool, it didn't seem to block text on my computer but I guess it might be problematic on mobile (no sure which you're using). I'll try to figure it out!!!

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its all good !! im on a laptop so it may just be differences in screen sizes and whatnot ^_^

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I've adjusted his size, lmk if it helped!

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oh yeeye that worked ! (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)

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