proposal to IKEA

I know Blahaj is very beloved but I so do wish that IKEA would make a hammerhead shark plushie... I want one so baddd

If an IKEA hammerhead shark plushie is too random for you then I argue that it would go with the dinosaur collection, the brontosaurus and stegosaurus very well. As well as if a hammerhead shark would be too niche, like no it's not, Blahaj isn't even a great white shark he's just a blue shark which most people don't even know of. 

I'm sure there is a small untapped market for people who want readily available hammerhead plushes... (like me.)