Gingerbread Completion

This month has been pretty fucking magical for me. Usually holidays make me think of my dysfunctional family, death, and all the unwanted children in any capacity. But for some reason things are just looking so hopeful. I'll be moving out of this one horse racist town soon and back to the northern side of things. David pretty much is like the best boyfriend ever, from making more icing for my house of ginger to watching my all time childhood favorites with me; Lion King, Lion King, and more fucking Lion King. Oh we also watched Jumanji; the Robin Williams version, I hate that I even have to specify that. But we live in a world of remake after poorly done remake.

Our children are just remakes of ourselves after all...ugh. I hate this society. I especially hate how we have to have a girl version of everything now. I think that's really sexist, and they always fucking suck. BECAUSE REMAKE!!!!!!! Why can't we just make more movies with female leads, like NEW FUCKING MOVIES. It's just a mocking way to be more inclusive in my opinion. But it makes the bro dudes mad on message boards, so more engagement on the media platforms...ugh over hot trash.

Anyway, back to my temporary happiness, I've been reading Eight Ball and it's fucking AMAZING. Along with watching Dr. Katz Professional Therapist, which is also amazing. I'm really leaning towards only having comedic improvisation in my television programming from now on. Although, it creeps me out that Larry David is still operating on a level where Lucy Lu is a viable option as a romantic plot point.

(Obligated aerial view of course)