which high do we like

its 12:10am, im supposed to be working out in my room. i might do it later. might not. nah i will, i will. ill just wake up late for work like i ALWAYS DO.

okay yeah but anyways 

right when i was about to work out i suddenly thought of ever after high and you can’t think of ever after high without thinking of monster high. 

so im gonna procrastinate further by making vague, general statements. which can applied to anyone, about you based on which franchise you preferred. 

ever after high is a short lived series that premiered on nickelodeon ? i think ? idk its been like a really long time. its about an ethereally aesthetic high school, in which the entire student body are the children of fairy tales characters. the students are placed in 2 categories. “royals” and “rebels”. i dont feel like elaborating on that. you get the point.

if you watched ever after high you probably have a very sweet aesthetic or style. the word coquette is definitely in your vocabulary. you either make your own clothes or want to make your clothes, because you have a vision of an adorable cunty outfit. but you cant seem to find the right clothes because they dont exactly match what you envisioned. your style is either irl doll or twee emo. you either listen to lana del ray, mars argo, or deftones. also enjoyed winx club.

if you identified yourself as a rebel you mightve been a little mentally ill or had niche interests, such as collecting rocks or sticks. you were naturally eccentric. uses discord.

if you identified as a royal you probably wanted to be a nurse when you were a kid. you were drinking frappuccinos at like 12 and wanted to blow up on musical.ly. uses pinterest.

you also prefer the underdogs, and find the 2nd best to be more interesting. you have an unbridled hatred for descendants. you lose your shit when you see an actual ever after high doll in a store.

monster high was mattel’s magnum opus. everyone and they moms were tuning in to ts. it’s centered in a high school that looked haunted but in a cunty way. yeah the entire student body are the children of popular monsters. they stay hidden from humans whom they affectionately refer to as “normies”. 

you probably had a tomboy phase when you were a kid, and did not have a preference for the colors pink or purple. and then you grew outta that and have pink platforms in your closet somewhere. you plan your halloween costume months in advance. ironically youve never been a monster high character for halloween. you either have a dark-esque style or dress like a bimbo. also enjoys bratz.

if you have the dolls you have at least 5+ of them meticulously placed on a shelf. you do not play ab them dolls. 

you prefer thrillers, suspense, or horror movies. you mightve seen x and terrifier in theaters. you either listen to pierce the veil, the cure, or olivia rodrigo. youve used tumblr and wattpad. 

you probably used to shop at hot topic and occasionally hit up spencer’s. now you go to thrift stores, because youve mastered the technique of making a hard fit outta anything.

its 1:32am now, but ima workout after this fr. 

btw both theme songs equally go hard

i preferred ever after high.