Why Do Bands Always Play Near Me When School Starts.

I think i might actually lose my mind, my marbles even. Because tell me why a bunch of my favorite bands are putting out tours right now, and on the rare occasion they're anywhere close to me they are ALL THE SAME WEEK I GOT BACK TO SCHOOL. EVERY SINGLE SHOW. I feel like im going insane, why are you guys doing this to me?? You couldn't even be on a weekend?? I could do a weekend! but nooo we're only gonna play on Tuesdays and Thursdays everytime we are in your area so you can NEVER see us unless you waste your limited available school absences!! GUHHFHWHGEIJDHWGEV BRO.